Letra de 'Hey You! Get Off My House' de Bob Rivers

Hey you, what are you doing here?

I'm shiverin' on a Christmas Eve
It's ninety-nine below on my block
And I freeze my stones tryin' to close the window
Wishin' that snow would stop
Then in flies a cat
That's all dressed up in red with a huge toy sack
Weighs three hundred five pounds
He gave my roofline a big permanent crack

I said: Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house
Hey (hey), you (you), det down from this house
Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house
Don't hang around or I'll knock you down from this house

Those jingle bells were ringin'
I said: Hey, take your deer and get flyin'
A voice says: Ho-ho-ho, how are you?
Merry Christmas to you tonight
I said: It's three AM, I don't need toys
I got a machine gun under my bed
So keep off of my roof
Or I'll have to blast your candy ass out of that sled

I said: Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house
Hey (hey), you (you), det down from this house
Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house
Don't hang around or I'll knock you down from this house

Up on the roof top reindeer pause
Out jumps a swingin' Santa Claus
Up on the house top, click, boom, click
Down to the ground goes stiff St. Nick

I said: Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house
Hey (hey), you (you), det down from this house
Hey (hey), you (you), get off of my house
Don't hang around or I'll knock you down from this house

Hey mister, you shot Santa Claus
Hey, don't worry, kid. I only nicked him
He'll limp a little, but he'll be all right
(Hey you)
Hey, Steve, Edie, go see what's in the bag
(Don't hang around)
(Oh, yeah)