Letra de ' The Mustang Ranch ' de Cosy Sheridan

I want to work at the mustang ranch

With the financial crisis i've got a chance

To be a civil servant in my birthday suit

Well-insured in my ill-repute

The savings and loan that owned it

Had to fold

Look what's in the hand

The government holds

See how your tax dollars are spent

Come on out and stick it to the government

I won't ask what my country can do for me

I'll do it for them i won't do it for free

Its a budget solution that finally fits

Lie back and think of the deficit

I'm going to get the mustang

Back on it's feet

And stay off mine till the job's complete

Help uncle sam pay all of the bills

While i learn the world's oldest

Sellable skill

Chorus:

Here's a solution newt hasn't thought of yet

Come do the big nasty for the national debt

I'm going to put one hand over my heart

Pledge allegiance with my private parts

Bring us all your budget problems

Here at the mustang we love to solve them

I'm going to get the mustang out of the red

It's community service like the president said

It's a natural resource no one's protecting

A grazing fee they're not expecting

This is equity it's public land

It's money on the bush and a bird in the hand

In the land of the brave the home of the free

Come on out and play with your currency

Chorus:

Here's a solution newt hasn't thought of yet

Come do the big nasty for the national debt

Can't you hear his marketing campaign

We've got unwed mothers

They're already trained

Come out where even the waste is hot

The weather is dry

The women are not

We're the place to clean your gun

We solve welfare and we have fun

We're the contract on america

And we've only just begun