Letra de ' I Kill People ' de Jon Lajoie

Did you miss me?
MC Vagina is right back in this bitch
2009 is the year I recorded this song
Still not loving police
Still got love for the Vaginal crease
Player haters beware because

Guns don't kill people
I kill people
With guns
Guns don't kill people
I kill people
With guns

Hey punk ass gangsters what you lookin at?
You think you can front with me?
You better watch your back
Because I have a lot of guns
And I can shoot them good
I'm a menace from society, a boy on the hood
I'm invincible like Bruce Willis in the movie Invincible
I'm invisible like, well I'm not really invisible
I'm bad like the movie Attack of the Clones
I'm dangerous like a fire in the nursing home

Old people burning, old people burning
Put your hands up
Old people burning, old people burning
That's kinda messed up

What? What? You got a problem with this?
Maybe I should kick you in the face with my fist
Because on top of guns
I know karate and ninja stuff
So if you come at me I'll trip you
Then I'll suck your nuts
I-I mean punch your nuts
Sucking them would be gay
And I'm totally not gay
I'm all about V-A-G-I-N-A (What?)

Guns don't kill people
I kill people
With guns
Guns don't kill people
I kill people
With guns

If a guy messes with me
I shoot him with my load
All over his chest and face
And down his throat
'Cause I don't give a fuck
I'm crazy, like Mel Gibson
No, wait, that just makes me sound racist

Listen
I buy a lot of expensive things
Because I have a lot of money
You can't afford expensive things
'Cause you don't have a lot of money
Ha ha you want these things
But you can't afford them
That means that you're not cool
'Cause you're just a poor person

Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
I have more money than you
Stupid poor people, stupid poor people
You can't even afford food!

When I show women my money
They want to have sex with me
And they always have orgasms
Cause my penis is so big
25 inches long and 12 inches thick
I'm the Anthony Hopkins of cock
The Albert Einstein of dick
I'm The Beatles of cumshots
The Mozart of huge balls
The Anne Frank of erections
No, that's inappropriate

Everybody knows that my rhymes are really tight
Like an extra large condom on my penis, that's right
My lyrics are like the movie the Shawshank Redemption
They're really good

Guns don't kill people
I kill people
With guns
Guns don't kill people
I kill people
With guns

I've killed so many people
That I don't even remember
How many people I've killed
But it's probably around 7
Thousand!

2005 plus 4 pennies
Representin the North side
C to the anada, Bitch

Oh, yeah, women are actually good for 4 things
Cooking, cleaning, vaginas
And their sisters vaginas