Letra de 'I'm Number One' de Muppets

I'm number one
You're number two
We're criminals at large
But I'm at larger than you
I'm number one
You're number two
I believe in equality
As long as you get less than me

I'm one (you're one)
You're number two (I'm number two)
You may think that you're smarter
But I'm smarter-er than you
I'm number one
You're number two
You're lucky to be
Number two not number three

I can see by the look in your eye
You want to get a bigger piece of the pie
One day you'll get your chance
But in the mean time
You got to dance monkey dance

Really? I hate dancing
Do it! Dance monkey dance!
Haha

I'm number two
He's number one
I can't believe I'm working for
An amphibian
I'm number two
He's number one (I'm number one!!!)
You know life gone to the dogs
When your boss is a frog

I can see it's just a matter of time
Before he's gone and I'm at the front of the line
It won't be long until I get my chance
But in the mean time
I've got to dance monkey dance
Dance monkey dance
Now watch me

I'm number one
-He's number one
-You're number two
-I'm number two!
-I'll bet you kid there you go

Now step aside this ain't your show
I'm one
-You're one
-I'm number one
-Yes, we know
-I'm...
-He's...
Number one!