Letra de 'Party In The Cia' de "Weird Al" Yankovic

I moved out to langely recently
With a plain and simple dream
Wanna infiltrate some third-world place
And topple their regime.

Those men in black with their matching suitcases
Where everything's on a need-to-know basis
Agents got that swagger
Everyone so cloak and dagger

I'm feelin' nervous but I'm really kinda wishing
For another undercover mission

That's when the red alert came on the radio
And I put my earpiece on!
Got my dark sunglasses on!
And I had my weapon drawn!

So I get my handcuffs
My cyanide pills
My classified dossier!

Tappin' the phones like yeah, shreddin' the files like, yeah
And then I rised all the enemy spies I've got to neutralize today

Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the cia!
Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the cia!

I've done a couple of crazy things that have almost got me dismissed
Like terminate some head of state who wasn't even on my list

Burn that microfilm buddy, will you
I'd tell you why but then I'd have to kill you!
You need a quickie confession?
Well, start a waterboarding session!

No hurry on this south american dictator
I'll assassinate him later
That's when he walked right in my laser sights
And my silencer was on
And my silencer was on
And another target's gone!

Yeah, we've got our blackops all over the world, from kazakhstan to bombay
Payin' the bribes like yeah, pluggin' the leaks like, yeah
Interrogating the scum of the earth, we'll break them by the break of day!

Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the cia!
Yeeeaaahhh, it's a party in the cia!

Need a country to stabilize?
Look no further, we're your guys!
We've got snazzy suits and ties
And a better damn old plan than the fbi!

Better put your hands up and get in the van
Or else you'll get blown away!
Stagin' a coup like, yeah
Brainwashin' moles like, yeah
We only torture the folks we don't like
You're probably going to be ok!

Yeah, it's a party in the cia!
Yeah, it's a party in the cia!