Letra de ' Everybody Needs Me ' de Tom MacDonald

I think the world's gone brain-dead, since when did everybody identify as they/them?
Cut off all their penis’s and trade them for some fake breasts
I ain't homophobic, I got gay friends
I just think it's weird that the world’s so offended
They tell us fat is beautiful while they taking Ozempic
They wanted to get rich and they started a pandemic
And they really wanna win so they riggin' the elections
Everybody's offended by everything, every second and any time that I mention
That men can never get pregnant
I get aggressively threatened by kids with 17 genders, who think a word is a weapon
And wanna teach me a lesson
And it's crazy P. Diddy diddling rappers and hitting women on camera
Conviction ain't gonna happen hid the evidence instead of putting him in the slammer
'cause he's too rich to be cancelled, we try to fill the prison cell with the president

Born in Canada
Moved to the USA, where you're probably a racist if you’re not gay

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and or or vageenie
They or them, he or she
Everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They or them, he or she
Everybody needs ne

Won de doctor (won de doctor)
Tell him save me ’mon (tell him save me 'mon)
Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
He a chi chi ’mon (he a chi chi 'mon)
('Mon, 'mon)

I think the world’s gone mad
Does Black lives still matter, or is trans the new black?
Everytime I rap, I got 'em crappin' they pants, they havin' cardiac arrest like they all had the jab
It's weird, take a look at your history, you're yellin': Free Palestine
Look what happened when you freed Britney
You're children ain't gay, they've been watching too much Disney
Eminem fans praise Shady, but diss me
Everybody's so triggered that I just keep gettin' bigger
They wanna Morgan Wallen me like Tom MacDonald said-
I just wanna know about which rich celebrities kiss, kiss the Epstein listies from existence
I don't wanna be nobody other than me
I wanna choke the woke until they struggle to breath
Hollywood is a joke, and I'm exposin' the creeps
Like Ellen Page and a man if she's squattin' to pee

Born in Canada
Moved to the USA, where you're probably a racist if you're not gay (Hiyah)

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and or or vageenie
They or them, he or she
Everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They or them, he or she
Everybody needs ne

Don't call me a WHITEBOY, I identify as black
My pronouns are the ones you didn't use so now I'm mad
My hunters go hunting while your Hunter's smoking crack
I can't say the r-word so, y'all are handicapped

All of my blacks, all of my whites
If you on the left, if you on the right
If you got a weenie and or or vageenie
They or them, he or she
Everybody needs me
All of my straights, all of my gays
All of my bis who swing both ways
If you got a weenie, ta-tas, and peepees
They or them, he or she
Everybody needs ne

Won de doctor (won de doctor)
Tell him save me 'mon (tell him save me 'mon)
Me da see one rapper (da see one rapper)
He a chi chi 'mon (he a chi chi 'mon)
('Mon, 'mon)