Letra de 'Sluts' de John Wesley Harding

We're sluts, you and me
Succumb to pleasure easily
Despite all our sincere attempts
We rise at two, go out unkempt
Retire at six for a little more
Hey, there's no-one's keeping score
Except the dog, who's kinda bored

We're sluts, the two of us
Why walk, when we can get the bus
Why get the bus, when we can cab it
Living large is our best habit
Don't cook now, it's much too late
Look at all the dirty plates
Let's go where we don't have to wait
No ifs, no ands, no buts, cos we're sluts

We're sluts, and we're proud of it, doing what's appropriate
One day we will live like kings in one big house but separate wings
Sluts

We're sluts, it's what we do
Promiscuity for two
We're not here, wait for the tone
Oh yes, we rarely check the phone
Please call back another day
Hold me down just where I lay
I don't want to float away
No ifs, no ands, no buts, cos we're sluts

We're sluts, and we're proud of it, curled up like invertebrates
And one day we will live like queens, always just beyond our means
Sluts

We're sluts, our claim to fame
Please remind me of your name
This is where we both belong
Wonder where my cell phone's gone
Let's be realistic, sweet
Soon we'll have to make ends meet
Make our home between the sheets
No ifs, no ands, no buts, we're sluts

We're sluts, and we're proud of it, doing what's appropriate
And one day we will live like kings, in one big house with separate wings
We're sluts and we don't care, you look good in my underwear
I love you, you so and so: we just met three days ago - Sluts